Don’t look at him. Look at me. You’re not making a bomb, are you? Like right now? #BulletproofAfghans
No, kids, security’s fine. He’s just covering his face ‘cuz it’s…dusty. #BulletproofAfghans
These are school supplies. You have to promise you won’t use them to kill me later. #BulletproofAfghans
Of course none of you look dangerous. They warned us about that on the Power Point. #BulletproofAfghans
Good day for a ride. You’re not going to explode, or anything, right? #BulletproofAfghans
You can have the bear. Just…don’t make it explode someday, ok? #BulletproofAfghans
Look at these wacky Americans! It’s almost like they don’t trust me! #BulletproofAfghans
Bulletproof vests: like universal translators. #BulletproofAfghans
Which one of you’s got a vest? You know the kind I mean. #BulletproofAfghans
Cute kids. Seriously…where’s TOMS? #BulletproofAfghans